This consists mostly of commits I somehow skipped over and didn't patch
into the public repo

No memes allowed

This was meant to make it to clear to administrators that the value
should be changed, but too many have just left it alone and wondered why
gazelle takes forever to load (while waiting for the connection to
8.8.8.8 to time out)

Also I thought I removed this forever ago. Whoops.

Removed in commit 8143301713
Meant to remove SPHINX_MIN_MAX_MATCHES

Fixes #1

This is not particularly useful but it was fun